OUT NOW! GET IT! The 10-Items-or-Less Apocalypse is what happens when a stand-up comic raids a think tank and leaves behind only cardboard forts, goat landlords, and a gingerbread HOA lawsuit. This collection of essays is a high-speed collision between cultural critique and comedic chaos—where a shopping cart becomes a philosophical monument, a mouse stages a […]

COMING SOON! In the hilariously beige town of Millfield, Ohio, the universe decides to pull off a cosmic prank 13.8 billion years in the making, dropping in on Timothy Otterworth Splashinski—a 34-year-old night janitor whose family legacy of paranoia and wild conspiracy theories is about to collide with a top-secret government program aimed at boosting […]

COMING MID-2026! “Elliot Nessie” follows Vinny Vidivici, a down-on-his-luck private investigator whose biggest career achievement was tracking down missing pets until the Loch Ness Monster literally crashes through his office wall with a case. Nessie needs him to find Roy Mudson, a Mississippi mud monster who moonlights as a lifestyle guru dispensing wisdom about “finding […]

REVAMPED WITH BETTERER GRAMMERS AND UPDATES FOR 2025! If Charles Bukowski wrote poetry about the gritty underbelly of barroom brawls and existential hangovers, then “Not Bukowski” is what happens when a stand-up comedian decides to break his best material into line breaks and call it literature—with the honest admission that the results are, well, kind […]

“Slop and Swill from a Festering Mind” is what happens when someone spends years unleashing their unfiltered thoughts onto the internet and various magazines, then decides to collect the evidence in book form for posterity—and possibly as a cautionary tale. This compilation gathers the author’s most memorable diatribes into one convenient package, featuring essay titles […]