PERFORMANCE OPTIMIZATION THROUGH INTENSIVE PENETRATION STRATEGIES
A Corporate Manual for Aggressive Market Positioning and Sustained Client Satisfaction
A Corporate Manual for Aggressive Market Positioning and Sustained Client Satisfaction
Prince’s “Hamburger Buffet” and the Culinary-Musical Complex
When marking your scent crosses a certain line.
Wendell had devoted his life to what he called “linguistic innovation.”
Perilous are the days of needle and cloth.
Hot, mild, or what did that just say?
When an excavation project goes horribly, wonderfully wrong.
The more you know…
You never know what mom has hiding in her pantry.
People of a certain age know about Pedal Pushers.
Sam I am. Goddamn.
Rock ‘n Roll hootchie, buttered, bat sausage.
Skip the ants. Screw the cob.
The easiest way to quickly and fastidiously see our great land.
We have no one to blame but our Neanderthal-selves.
Hey now. Let’s not be so critical.
Johnny Gortex gets a phone call early…then it gets worse.
It’s Boxing Day!
A fjucking ridiculous thought.
Turneth thy lights on first!
Huh? Heh?
You can show up but I just can’t.
Choose wisely, oh wise ones.
My autobiography is shaping up to be a book I might have to read.
Are they drunk or teething?
I had a little bit of time to think, I think.
Nobody eats naked anymore these days.
Ow. Meditation hurts real bad.
Pumpernickel pickle is even more fun…if ya know what I mean.
This fatty ain’t having himself some religion.