Ingredients
- 3 tablespoons of Olive Oil
- 1 small Onion diced
- 3 cloves of garlic crushed
- 2 small Serrano finely chopped
- 1 teaspoon of cayenne powder
- 1 teaspoon of salt
- 1-2 pounds of bison let’s go Buffalo!
- 2 tablespoons of tomato paste Do not use tomato glue!
- 1 tablespoon of paprika
- 1 tablespoon of cumin ground
- 1 tablespoons of coriander ground
- 1 pound of canned diced tomatoes or diced, canned tomatoes
- ½ teaspoon of pepper
Instructions
- In a saucy saucepan, over med-high heat, add the oil, onion, garlic and chopped chili’s and saute for 3-5 minutes until the onion is translucent.(Sounds dirty!)
- Add zee chili powder and salt and stir well.
- Add the bison. Keep breaking apart the meat, saute for 10 minutes until the beef is well browned.
- Add the tomato paste, paprika, cumin, and coriander. Stir it up.
- Cook for 5 minutes before adding the canned diced tomatoes and pepper. Mix well. (Mix. Don’t stir. Haha.)
- Reduce the heat to a low simmer and continue to cook, uncovered, for 20-30 minutes.
- Taste your chili and add additional salt and pepper if desired.
- Feel free to add cheese and sour cream to the top…or try French Onion Dip!
- Eat it.
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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