Dear Covid Diary,

Man, oh man. The economy has taken a beating with this virus. Everyone seems to be losing their jobs.

I saw a hopeful sign the other day. It said “Now hiring. Apply within.”

So I went home and lit some incense, turned down the lights, turned on a recording of whale sounds, and sat down in the middle of the room. I relaxed my breathing and asked myself if I could please have the job.

Myself says it will get back to me. There are three other candidates applying…but Myself did appreciate the whale sounds.

Internally waiting,

Brian