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How to really write an ad.
Random thoughts and interviews from Brian

How to really write an ad.

Random questions for random folks.

Random questions for random folks.

Random questions for random folks.

Random questions for random folks.

Random questions for random folks.

(Who Really Should Have Seen This Coming)

Met a girl who said she had a butterfly bush.

I love fast food and fast love.

Unable to attend.

A wry reading goes awry.

So…everyone wants to know the story of how I broke my hand this week. We are calling this “The Lasagna Incident.”

Corporate America is looking out for you…but not me.

I don’t think I have actually ever seen someone thrown under a bus.

Boom boom make me poo poo.

I’m hooked!

Woke me up before ya go-go.

The chicken is a donkey.

D’oh! A deer!

Pick up your socks when you are done over there!

The voices are getting louder!

Ambien calls me out.

David Bowie had nothing on this Fashionista.

Titles mean nothing if ya can’t back ‘em up.

It doesn’t go all the way to the top.

You! You go home hungry.

Riding shotgun.

Seeing double so I can see double.

Tell the ones you love.

Ferment this, peasants!