My Covid Diary: June 24, 2021

Dear Covid Diary,

Instead of trying to cancel stuff everyday, let’s be more efficient and create a National Holiday called “Shit All Over Everything” Day.

It’ll be perfect. It’s efficiently lazy and no one has to actually do anything all day to make any actual changes. In fact, the whole holiday will be held in the comments section of Reddit.

Then the next day we can sit around and talk about how tired we are while we amp the price of Hair Cuttery stock and make up toy money.

Uh oh. I think I just violated the rules of the holiday. Crap.

Woke me up next year when it’s the holiday again.

Zzzzzzz,

Brian

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