STORIES OF SHORTNESS
Pen to paper. Finger to keyboard.
But not for too long.
A fjucking ridiculous thought.
Pumpernickel pickle is even more fun…if ya know what I mean.
Free time with the bot and some little folks.
You never know what mom has hiding in her pantry.
Another bit of diabolical dialogue with a dull AI interface.
The Jokers seem to stand out when I play (cards) with myself.
In a town named twice (due to its founder’s stutter or hiccups, depending on who you ask), Tim has an unusual dream: he wants to be an otter. But in Bottom Bottom, where the mayor taxes question marks and the local bartender serves drinks to match your existential crisis, perhaps that’s not so strange after all.
“‘Otter Boy’ is a delightfully absurd tale that blends Vonnegut-esque social commentary with the whimsy of Douglas Adams, all while exploring what it means to find yourself in a universe as complicated as mismatched socks. Perfect for readers who love their existential crises served with a side of pierogi sushi and their philosophical revelations delivered by talking otters who prefer to keep their English-speaking abilities to themselves.” ~ Neb Jenkins
Orzo teaches a bit of patience in the process.
A fish gets really confused about whether it’s an appetizer or dessert and decides to crash an Italian bakery.
Picture tiny chicken spheres with spinach leaves that are desperately trying to convince everyone they’re not just “salad that got lost.”
Do not turn your nose up at this, silly gourmand! It’s freakin’ amaze-balls.
![Barley as Risotto](https://bluedogfarmva.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/6fa0c6917649e1a72487808db22d2f14_Barley and Mushroom "Risotto"-1-300x300.jpeg)
But… but… but nothing. It’s barley!
