When God Closes a Door, He Needs to Go Get Some Paprika
A introspection about inspirational platitudes, divine incompetence, and the theological implications of not being able to find your spices.
March 5, 2026
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Kitchen Tales
Now you’re cooking with Brian… and sometimes gas (his) too.
On Cooking and Hand Breaking
So…everyone wants to know the story of how I broke my hand this week. We are calling this “The Lasagna Incident.”
June 15, 2023
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saving the world with my mac-n-cheese
Corporate America is looking out for you…but not me.
February 16, 2023
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