saving the world: my mac-n-cheese brings all the environmentalists to the yard

My microwavable Chicken Mac-n-Cheese stated on it’s package that it was “Carbon Neutral.”

That’s awesome but after I ate all that cheese, I hosed the atmosphere with some methane.

While we are at it, why do companies change their product packaging and say “New look! Same great taste!”?

I don’t care. You didn’t change the name. I’ll still find it even if my Mac-n-Cheese is now in a yellow box with a non-binaary lizard holding a chicken.

I would love for something to same “Same old boring packing! But it doesn’t taste like Grandma’s armpit anymore!”

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