My Covid Diary: June 22, 2021

Dear Covid Diary,

New TV show idea: Vegan Guy rescues a chicken from slaughter at a poultry plant. The chicken can talk but he is a nasty, rude, asshole.

Title: Jerk Chicken

Owner’s catch phrase: Don’t make me broil your butt! (Canned laughter ensues.)

Chicken’s catch phrase: Well, fricasse my feathers!

I’m sorry,

Brian

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