Baby food is a lie!
I got to hand it to me.
Clowning around because I can.
Never date a girl named Chastity either.
Google may be great but they still need me.
The cow says?
Who could have foreseen my belt busting? Me.
Screw you and your stupid, trendy brunch crap.
Sweet Bay Jesus! It’s Bacon and Italian Sausage! Add in some spinach and cauliflower and it’s Keto. And, like my friends say about me, it’s “ all in a rich, creamy broth.”
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