Dear Covid Diary,
What do you think about neck tattoos?
Seriously, I am pretty sure we agree on head and face tattoos. You can’t escape prison without getting caught with those.
But neck tattoos? Meh. Life has shown me that the neck gets flabby. I have aunts that should be beheaded for serving on Thanksgiving because of that wobbly fat. Eww.
Your tat is going stretchy there. What if over time you go from skull and bones to that shit looking like skull and clitoris. Damn interesting Radiohead song title though…
Gobblingly,
Brian
