Dear Covid Diary,
We have been spending so much time outdoors on our property now that we can’t really go anywhere.
By the way, if you are outside looking at stars and you are standing behind your spouse, don’t say “I’m having trouble seeing Neptune tonight.”
And then when they say “Why?” don’t say “Because Uranus is blocking it.”
The funny little dance I did after it may explain why I am sleeping on the couch tonight.