Dear Covid Diary:

Happy Fathers’ Day to me! I have the day off or something, so I am not really going to write this entry.

Here are two of my all-time favorite Dad jokes:

Q: What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost $1.99 and Deer Nuts are under a buck.

Q: What does PAC-Man like on his nachos?

A: Guacawakamole.

Love you like a son,

Brian