Dear Covid Diary,

New TV show idea: Vegan Guy rescues a chicken from slaughter at a poultry plant. The chicken can talk but he is a nasty, rude, asshole.

Title: Jerk Chicken

Owner’s catch phrase: Don’t make me broil your butt! (Canned laughter ensues.)

Chicken’s catch phrase: Well, fricasse my feathers!

I’m sorry,

Brian