Dear Covid Diary:

As I am always seeking to create the next great restaurant concept, and after the recent demises of “Ass Burgers” and “Anne’s Franks,” I would like to submit to you the following idea called:

”Fok Yew”

The restaurant serves no food at all.

You enter and a cranky old, foreign man yells “Get the hell out of my establishment, ya Street Whore!”

Very sated,

Brian