Dear Covid Diary,
I keep wondering if I ever experienced anything like this Covid-19 thing in a previous life. It seems eerily familiar.
Thinking about it, I do remember a few past lives. I think.
In the 1940s I was a Nazi but only because I was into fashion. In this life, I have always loved the UPS Drivers’ outfits.
In the 1890s I used to cut hair. There were three of us and we sang. It always felt like it was missing something.
I had a powdered doughnut biz in the 1700s but everyone was going Keto. So I tossed the powder on their wigs and quit.
Around the year 33, I was a wood craftsman and could put together simple wood structures. Met this guy Jesus one afternoon just hanging around. I told him he was in great shape. He said he did Cross Fit.