Dear Covid Diary,

I know some people out there still have a “Google Glass”… but they were far from successful. The problem wasn’t the glasses themselves…

It was the naming.

They should have been called “Google Goggles.”

Then, they could have had a commercial like this:

GUY FIERRI: Hi, I’m Guy and I’m Gaga over Google Goggles!

LADY GAGA: I’m just Gaga.

Marketing hat slightly askew,

Brian