Dear Covid Diary:

I am still thinking about Anne Frank. Not as a stripper or anything…but why did I choose her for my example? I guess because it seemed too cliche to choose any of those rockstars who dies at 27. Besides, 27 is too old for my point, maybe?

It certainly wasn’t a Jewish thing but I am sure it offends someone somewhere…somehow.

I can’t think of too many other influential people as young as Anne Frank. Dana Plato? Nah.

Besides, Anne’s book is the only I know of that ends with “Oh, fuck.”

Probably still in trouble,

Brian

P.S.: Remind me to go have a word with that gal who just opened up that hotdog joint called “Anne’s Franks.”