Dear Covid Diary:

I love me some booze. Yes, I do.

But health guidelines now state that a male should only have 2 drinks a day and females should only have 1.

I want to be healthy, yet I still need my adult bevys.

So I have decided to become Transgender. Now, I can have 3 drinks a day!

Wait! If I am Bi-Polar Transgender, that could mean 6 drinks!

“They” will be hammered this evening.

Surprisingly,

Brian