Dear Covid Diary,

Well, things are looking up on the Covid front…no thanks to the Surgeon General.

Why is he a General? He certainly didn’t amass the Surgeon Army to do battle.

Rankingly yours,

Brian

PS: Tune in next time when I question another character of ill moniker: Mr Feely on the children’s show Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood. Feely? Really? That’s a touch too much.