I came across this old note today. It obviously was an outline for my autobiography. I am not sure if these are chapters or wants.

Lewie: A life embellished

Born in a snowstorm.
Crapped myself in Gettysburg
Nursing Home Leaving, Caesar, Roller Derby Midget Aunt
Elvis and my story I wrote about Elvis
KY, UFO, tornado, Bigfoot.
Graveyard Drinking and Golf
Around the World and Graduation Drinks
Bean Soup and Coins from Nanny
Mikey the Hammer and Hampton Chickens
Standup

Drunk Crepe and Car Service Goodbye
Vicky Secret
Poop Finger
Group Therapy and Honeybuns