Ingredients
- 4 cups frozen shredded hash brown potatoes from the ol’grocery store
- 2 cups finely chopped baby spinach
- ½ cup onion finely chopped
- 1 tablespoon minced fresh ginger
- 1 tablespoon curry powder
- ½ teaspoon salt
- ¼ cup extra-virgin olive oil
- 1 15- ounce can of cannellini beans rinsed
- 1 cup chopped zucchini
- 4 large eggs
Instructions
- First, we’ll round up those tater shreds,, some spinach leaves straight from Popeye’s pantry, and the onion.
- Mix in the ginger root.
- Add the zuke!
- Sprinkle in some curry powder.
- Add a pinch of salt.
- Set a skillet with the olive oil to medium-high.
- Toss in that motley crew of ingredients and give ’em a good smoosh, creating a layer as flat as a pancake (use a potato marsher).
- Let it sizzle and pop until the bottom is as golden and crispy as a freshly baked loaf of bread. Probably 5 – 10 minutes. Your call.
- Turn down the heat to medium low.
- Add the cannellini and zucchini join the party.
- Fold it al together and then smooth it all out into an even layer, like a freshly made bed (but way tastier).
- Carve out four cozy little nests in the mixture, perfect for some eggs to snuggle in. Gently slip those ovoid wonders into their new homes.
- Cover the skillet and let the magic happen for about 5 to 10 minutes, depending on how you like your eggs.
- Maybe sprinkle red pepper flakes on?
- Eat it!
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate" — better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning, like a smoke detector that only goes off on Tuesdays.
He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with a partner who smiles politely at his life choices, a pig named Trouble McFussbucket who has opinions about the sofa, and a five-pound dog named Professor Archibald Pickles who appears to be held together entirely by anxiety and unearned confidence.
See his Amazon author page and buy his books before he spends the royalties on the pig.
Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen stumbling through supernatural chaos. He has published "Not Bukowski" and "Slop and Swill from a Festering Mind," and has two new novels seeking a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" (available to paid Substack subscribers June 1) and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographical lies...err...info.
He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with a partner who smiles politely at his life choices, a pig named Trouble McFussbucket who has opinions about the sofa, and a five-pound dog named Professor Archibald Pickles who appears to be held together entirely by anxiety and unearned confidence.
See his Amazon author page and buy his books before he spends the royalties on the pig.
Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen stumbling through supernatural chaos. He has published "Not Bukowski" and "Slop and Swill from a Festering Mind," and has two new novels seeking a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" (available to paid Substack subscribers June 1) and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographical lies...err...info.
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