Dear Covid Diary,
Just picked up the groceries and this was the conversation with the person bringing them to my car:
(Their walkie-talkie buzzes in asking where they are.)
Me: Wow. Why don’t they just put a microchip in you?
Them: Yeah. They always have to know where we are.
Me: Next time, tell them “I’m at the liquor store.”
Them: I really can’t do that. I just got promoted to manger. I don’t want to fuck that up.
Me: Mmm. Good point. Next time say “I’m at the liquor store. Do you need anything?”
Me: Management is all about being proactive.
Teaching your children week,