Dear Covid Diary,
I briefly dated a blind woman (She said I had a nicely shaped head.). I was paranoid during the whole (short) relationship.
You see, she was completely shaved down there…ya know… in her “hoohoo” region…and by “hoohoo” I mean vagina…and by vagina I mean “pussy.”
That really bothered me….
For two reasons:
- Either she was very good with a razor…
- Or, she was fucking my barber.
Short-sightedly,
Brian
