Ingredients
- As many jars of marinated artichoke hearts as your little heart desires.
- Thyme
- Garlic and Parsley Combo Spice
- Pepper
- A swig of olive oil
- Onion powder
Instructions
- Heat your oven to 400°.
- Grab a giant Ziploc style bag. The bigger the better.
- Through in as much thyme, pepper, and grlic and parsley spice as you like. Maybe even a little onion powder.
- Pour in some olive oil.
- Dump in your artichoke hearts.
- Zip the bag.
- Shake the mother until everything is all coated in the fun.
- Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
- Place the artichoke hearts on it, one-by-one, side-by-side.
- Bake for 30 minutes or so. Let them get crunchy.
- Serve with your favorite dipping sauce. I like Chipotle Ranch. So use that if you want to be swell like me.
- Eat it.
Notes
No real amounts are given here because it’s really up to you and as many artichoke hearts you use. On the average for each jar, I would say a Teaspoon for all the dried items and a Tablespoon for the Olive Oil.
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his well-being). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos.
He has two new, offbeat novels waiting for an agent or a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page and buy my books.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his well-being). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos.
He has two new, offbeat novels waiting for an agent or a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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