A History of Saying Nothing Loudly
Presidential campaign slogans have always been lies you can fit on a hat.
Presidential campaign slogans have always been lies you can fit on a hat.
A Love Story 250,000 Years in the Making
A janitor notices conscious otters. The DOD’s been watching. Three people break in, get arrested immediately, and what’s in the basement is worse. Way worse.
I replied to a spam text with a joke. The scammer replied back. What followed was the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever had with someone committing wire fraud.
One man attempts to structure his entire existence around the narrative guidance of Queen’s most famous six-minute opera.
A drum circle leads to an elaborate theory about why we all need detachable arms for better sleep.
