Brian Gerard (Lewandowski)

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Blue Dog Farm

Brian ponders parachuting beavers, Heter Proposal.

They Parachuted the Beaver

You’re Next: The Heter Proposal

May 5, 2026 No Comments

Uncle Sam wants you to read funny books by humor writer Brian Gerard Lewandowski

Why You Need to Read My Books, Damnit!

And Why Your Failure to Do So Is Frankly Embarrassing

April 1, 2026 No Comments

Brian is learning about some funny farm animal stories

Five Animals. One Circle. Zero Innocent Faces.

The following events are real. The animals are unavailable for comment.

March 21, 2026 No Comments

Brian loses when it comes to Neanderthal human mating.

Swipe Right for Brow Ridge

A Love Story 250,000 Years in the Making

February 27, 2026 No Comments