Brian Gerard Lewandowski

Brianshows the otters his satirical novel about government conspiracy.

Nobody Listens to Janitors

A janitor notices conscious otters. The DOD’s been watching. Three people break in, get arrested immediately, and what’s in the basement is worse. Way worse.

Brian is having a terrible time with AI pen name suggestions.

The Pen Name Incident

A Transcript of Artificial Intelligence Confidently Getting a Man’s Name Wrong, Then Doubling Down Like It’s a Feature.