The Nobody Gets Away Café
Three creatures ran when they should have stayed put. One of them had a foundation.
April 13, 2026
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farm life humor
My Wife Is a Doctor Now. I Have Some Questions.
A celebration essay about love, stupidity, and a used defibrillator.
March 20, 2026
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Can You Speak Shortly? A Love Story Nobody Asked For
I replied to a spam text with a joke. The scammer replied back. What followed was the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever had with someone committing wire fraud.
February 17, 2026
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Living My Truth: A Practical Guide to Following Bohemian Rhapsody’s Life Advice
One man attempts to structure his entire existence around the narrative guidance of Queen’s most famous six-minute opera.
January 22, 2026
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The 3:30 AM Marriage Chronicles: A Treatise on Insomnia, Pig Rescue, and the Criminally Underappreciated Initials of Brian Austin Green
A Study in Married Life.
December 19, 2025
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