March 22, 2026
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satirical essay
Monkey Testicles, Missing Documents, and the Eternal Quest to Stay on Top
Grafting and grifting for the select few. No monkeying around.
March 3, 2026
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Under the Blood Worm Moon, Nobody Has to Learn Anything
Tonight the Blood Worm Moon rises over a world where AI does your homework, actors deliver your packages, and a tech bro thinks you’re a horse.
March 3, 2026
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A History of Saying Nothing Loudly
Presidential campaign slogans have always been lies you can fit on a hat.
March 2, 2026
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The Pen Name Incident
A Transcript of Artificial Intelligence Confidently Getting a Man’s Name Wrong, Then Doubling Down Like It’s a Feature.
February 24, 2026
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February 23, 2026
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Before Rex There Was Rick
This T-Rex humor essay traces the Rex dynasty from a spineless Tyrannosaurus named Rick to Rex Harrison and Rex Ryan, proving that prehistoric confidence never really went extinct.
February 21, 2026
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February 12, 2026
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I Went to Vegas and All I Got Was This Lousy Epiphany
A satirical essay on the lies we tell ourselves. Language is our favorite tool of self-deception.
February 5, 2026
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The Literary Sobriety Showdown
Who wins the ultimate literary showdown—the alcoholic authors or the teetotalers?
January 22, 2026
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Living My Truth: A Practical Guide to Following Bohemian Rhapsody’s Life Advice
One man attempts to structure his entire existence around the narrative guidance of Queen’s most famous six-minute opera.
January 22, 2026
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