Monkey Testicles, Missing Documents, and the Eternal Quest to Stay on Top
Grafting and grifting for the select few. No monkeying around.
Grafting and grifting for the select few. No monkeying around.
Tonight the Blood Worm Moon rises over a world where AI does your homework, actors deliver your packages, and a tech bro thinks you’re a horse.
Presidential campaign slogans have always been lies you can fit on a hat.
A Transcript of Artificial Intelligence Confidently Getting a Man’s Name Wrong, Then Doubling Down Like It’s a Feature.
Lessons in Applied Ethics from a Guy Who Lives with a Pig
This T-Rex humor essay traces the Rex dynasty from a spineless Tyrannosaurus named Rick to Rex Harrison and Rex Ryan, proving that prehistoric confidence never really went extinct.
A funny (?) essay about falling down (and never learning).
A satirical essay on the lies we tell ourselves. Language is our favorite tool of self-deception.
Who wins the ultimate literary showdown—the alcoholic authors or the teetotalers?
One man attempts to structure his entire existence around the narrative guidance of Queen’s most famous six-minute opera.