Why You Need to Read My Books, Damnit!
And Why Your Failure to Do So Is Frankly Embarrassing
April 1, 2026
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satirical essays
When God Closes a Door, He Needs to Go Get Some Paprika
A introspection about inspirational platitudes, divine incompetence, and the theological implications of not being able to find your spices.
March 5, 2026
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The 3:30 AM Marriage Chronicles: A Treatise on Insomnia, Pig Rescue, and the Criminally Underappreciated Initials of Brian Austin Green
A Study in Married Life.
December 19, 2025
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Gerald the Ghost DJ and What ‘My Dead Dog Rover’ Taught Me About Writing
What morning brain music teaches you about character development and being gloriously, catastrophically human.
December 18, 2025
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