Ingredients
- 1 lb Italian Sausage ground, spice-level of your choosing
- 4 slices bacon
- 32 oz Beef bone broth made by witches or wizards
- 1 small onion diced
- 3 cloves fresh garlic minced
- 1 head fresh cauliflower diced
- ½ cup heavy whipping cream
- 5 oz fresh spinach
- salt ‘n’ peppa to taste
- crushed red pepper flakes
- shredded parmesan cheese for garnish
Instructions
- Cut your bacon into bite sized pieces to make it easier to cook.
- Using a large soup pot or Dutch oven, brown your sausage and bacon together on about Medium-High.
- Once your meat is tasty brown, add in beef bone broth, onions, garlic, and cauliflower.
- Cover and cook on medium heat for about 15 minutes, until the cauliflower is tender (And kind).
- Add in heavy cream and spinach, giving it a good mixing up. Cook for about 5 minutes, until spinach is the texture you like.
- Put it in a bowl (or 4), sprinkle on some Parm and Crushed Red Pepper.
- EAT IT!
Nutrition
Calories: 521kcal
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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He has two new, offbeat novels waiting foran agent or a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page and buy my books.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos.
He has two new, offbeat novels waiting foran agent or a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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