Ingredients
- 2 summer squash medium sliced
- 2 zucchini medium sliced
- 2 cloves garlic minced
- 1 lb chorizo uncooked preferably
- 2 small limes for juice
- 3 tbsp mayonnaise Duke's if you can
- 1 tbsp grated parmesan
- 1 tsp pepper
- 1 tbsp fresh cilantro chopped coarsely
Instructions
- Boil a pot of water. When bubbling, turn heat off. Add all of the squash and zucchini. Parboil for 3 minutes and then strain. Rinse with cold water.
- Over medium-high heat, cook the chorizo in a skillet. Make sure you crumble it. If using sausages, remove from casing too. Cook until browned. Pre-cooked will be fairly quick. Uncooked, a bit longer.
- Drain any unwanted grease from the an and then toss in the garlic for about 1-2 minutes.
- Squeeze limes, adding juice to the pan.
- Add the squash and zukes. Cook until soft.
- Mix mayo, parm, and pepper together.
- Place chorizo and veggies in bowl. Dollop on the mayo mix. Top with cilantro.
- Eat it. (Mix it all together…because that's fun.)
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his well-being). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos.
He has two new, offbeat novels waiting for an agent or a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page and buy my books.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his well-being). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos.
He has two new, offbeat novels waiting for an agent or a publisher: "Truth Tastes Like Pennies" and "Elliot Nessie."
He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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