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Ingredients
- 2 lbs mixed seafood like octopus mussels (or clams), and shrimp (you can sometimes get that in a frrrrozen package)
- 1 large Red Onion roughly chopped
- 3 cloves garlic roughly chopped
- 1 red bell pepper diced
- 2 Roma Tomatoes diced
- 1 cup dry white wine
- 1 tsp cumin
- 1 cup light cream
- fresh parsley for garnish chopped
- 4 cups fish stock or Clam Juice
- 1 tbs paprika
- salt
- pepper
- 2 tbs olive oil
Instructions
- Dicey-slicey the onion, garlic, bell pepper, and tomatoes.
- Heat oil in a large potover medium-high
- Sauté the onion and garlic for 1 minute until fragrant. Add those bell peppers, tomatoes, paprika, and cumin and work that wrist by stirring for 5 minutes (with a spoon and not your hand).
- Pour in wine, stock, and add the seafood. Drink the rest of the wine. Simmer over medium heat for 15 minutes until seafood is cooked
- Season with salt and pepper to taste, stir in the cream, and remove from heat. Let it take a brief few minutes.
- Eat it!
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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