Ingredients
- 2 tbsp olive oil
- ¼ cup chopped onion
- 2 garlic cloves to chop or not…that is for you to choose
- ½ tsp salt
- ¼ tsp pepper
- ½ tsp oregano
- 1 tsp basil fresh is best
- 1 tbsp tomato paste
- 10 tomatoes medium-sized…de-stem
- 1 tsp honey optional
- 3 cup water
- ½ cup heavy cream
- ½ cup crumbled feta
Instructions
- Heat olive oil ( or you can use butter) over medium heat in a large pot.
- Add the onion and cook for 2 minutes, stirring frequently.
- Add the garlic and cook for 1 minute.
- Add tomatoes, salt, pepper, pesto (optional), oregano, basil, tomato paste and water.
- Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer.
- Add honey, baby. (which is again optional).
- Cook on medium heat for 20 minutes, until the tomatoes are tender and cooker.
- Using an immersion blender, blend until smooth.
- Add the cream and feta cheese.
- Cook for 1 more minute.
- Add more salt if needed.
- Serve warm…or don’t. Add some cheese crisps or a grilled cheese to make it more cuddly.
- Eat it.
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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