Coming 2025: Otter Boy

  • March 1, 2024

Whiskers of Justice (and Other Misgivings)

Otter Boy the book
Editions:Paperback
Size: 9.00 x 6.00 in
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As is common knowledge, Otter Boy has a strong affinity for alcohol. Indeed, he is quite fond of it.

New health recommendations suggest that men should limit their alcohol intake to two beverages per day, while women should limit themselves to just one.

As much as Otter Boy strives for good health, he can't seem to resist the allure of those grown-up libations.

After much contemplation, he made the decision to transition to being transgender. As a result, he can now partake in the consumption of three alcoholic beverages daily.

But wait! Otter Boy has had an epiphany - being Bi-Polar Transgender could potentially equate to consuming six beverages!

"They" are set to be relentlessly hammered this evening.