Shrimp are like the superheroes of the seafood world. Just toss them into a pan or a boiling pot of water, and BAM! Faster than a speeding bullet, they’re cooked and ready to be devoured in just 2 minutes. Now that’s fast food!

However, do shrimps in the big blue sea ever stumble upon (scampi upon?) a steamy, volcanic vent and instantly turn into a self-cooked seafood morsel?

“Oh, snap! I warned him. Now Jerry is toast! Shrimp toast!”

What if I was dating a shrimp? I think it would be hard to take a romantic, candle-lit hot bath together.