Dear Covid Diary:
Had a colonoscopy last week… of that age, of course..
I was voted “Most Pleasant Ass of the Day.”
Autumnal themed Pumpkin Spice Colonoscopy was a nice touch.
I realized that the Colonoscopy Waiting Room is a great statement about how people can get along. You have folks from all races, creeds, genders, and sizes united for a single purpose. Everyone shares the same fears and potential triumphs.
It’s also a great place to waste away the time by playing a game I like to call “Would I probe that ass?”
(I apologize to the guy who I accidentally buzzed out loud. I was hungry and dehydrated.)
Warmly,
Brian
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