Dear Covid Diary,

Okay. I’m busted. I am a hacker…well at least in terms of phones. I can hack anyone’s cellphone in seconds.

So what do I do with this power?

Well, naturally, I add food photos to their picture albums.

And not just normal things like a pizza. I add extra artisan things like Le Eye de Newt avec Frommage.

Then, someday when they are scrolling through, the owner wonders “When the fuck did I eat that?”

Hack-a-rifficly yours,

Brian