Ingredients
- 2 tsps olive oil or cooking spray
- 8 ounces mushrooms sliced
- 1 small yellow onion chop-chopped
- 1 teaspoon salt divided
- 6- ounce bag 8 cups baby spinach
- 1 lb ground beef
- 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
- 1 tsp ground oregano
- ½ tsp of garlic powder
- ¼ tsp ground black pepper
- ⅛ tsp ground nutmeg
- 4 large eggs smacked around and beaten
- ½ block of cream cheese
- ½ cup of grated parmesean
- 1 teaspoon Tabasco sauce optional
Instructions
- Spray a skillet with the cooking spray or add the oil. Heat that baby up on medium-high.
- Add zee beef, onion, and the shrooms; cook for 6-8 minutes (meat shall be browned).
- Add the Woooo-ster-shur, oregano, nutmeg, garlic powder, and salt.
- Add spinach and mix with meat mixture.
- Push to one side and add the beaten eggs on the other. Reduce heat to medium and let eggs cook without stirring (shhh!) for 2 minutes.
- Lift up the egg blob and let some juices roll under. Cook for 1-2 more minutes.
- Mix eggs and the rest together.
- Add cream cheese and stir until it evenly melts in.
- Add the parm and give it a final stir.
- Hot sauce is up to you.
- Eat it.
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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