Dear Covid Diary,

Just picked up the groceries and this was the conversation with the person bringing them to my car:

(Their walkie-talkie buzzes in asking where they are.)

Me: Wow. Why don’t they just put a microchip in you?

Them: Yeah. They always have to know where we are.

Me: Next time, tell them “I’m at the liquor store.”

Them: I really can’t do that. I just got promoted to manger. I don’t want to fuck that up.

Me: Mmm. Good point. Next time say “I’m at the liquor store. Do you need anything?”

Them: Umm.

Me: Management is all about being proactive.

Teaching your children week,
Brian