Dear Covid Diary,
If I was a billionaire I would try to outbid people by doubling down on naming right for stadiums, buildings, parks etc..
Harry Nutz Arena.
Slippery Nipple Research Center.
Ticklemybutt Cancer Center.
No, that is not rude. It would be in honor of my late Granny Ticklemybutt…
I’d also just buy space on random billboards… and post pictures of myself… make it like the world was my Facebook wall.
Making it rain,