A Field Guide To The Facebook Commenter
A man appeared in my comments and explained redistricting to me. I thank him.
April 23, 2026
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I Am Not a Carwash Guy Either
How routine trips to the carwash end up with jumper cables clipped to nipples and vacuums eating shirts.
April 17, 2026
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February 27, 2026
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Can You Speak Shortly? A Love Story Nobody Asked For
I replied to a spam text with a joke. The scammer replied back. What followed was the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever had with someone committing wire fraud.
February 17, 2026
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I Went to Vegas and All I Got Was This Lousy Epiphany
A satirical essay on the lies we tell ourselves. Language is our favorite tool of self-deception.
February 5, 2026
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