February 27, 2026
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Can You Speak Shortly? A Love Story Nobody Asked For
I replied to a spam text with a joke. The scammer replied back. What followed was the most meaningful relationship I’ve ever had with someone committing wire fraud.
February 17, 2026
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Character Naming Techniques That Dick Johnson Taught Me: A Satirical Guide to Nomenclatural Destiny
Because naming your action hero Benedict Daffodil-Jones is a choice you’ll have to defend in the comments section forever.
December 16, 2025
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