Dear Covid Diary:

Had a colonoscopy last week… of that age, of course..

I was voted “Most Pleasant Ass of the Day.”

Autumnal themed Pumpkin Spice Colonoscopy was a nice touch.

I realized that the Colonoscopy Waiting Room is a great statement about how people can get along. You have folks from all races, creeds, genders, and sizes united for a single purpose. Everyone shares the same fears and potential triumphs.

It’s also a great place to waste away the time by playing a game I like to call “Would I probe that ass?”

(I apologize to the guy who I accidentally buzzed out loud. I was hungry and dehydrated.)

Warmly,

Brian