I got to hand it to me.
Clowning around because I can.
Never date a girl named Chastity either.
Google may be great but they still need me.
The cow says?
Who could have foreseen my belt busting? Me.
Screw you and your stupid, trendy brunch crap.
We are not robots. We are DEVO.
A lot of major Christian religions will be bugged out by this.
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