Ingredients
- 8 slices sourdough bread
- 8 slices deli turkey
- 1 cup cranberry sauce
- 8 slices provolone cheese
- 4 tbs softened butter
- 1 tbs mayonnaise
Instructions
- Preheat your griddle or skillet over medium heat.
- Make a Love Concoction of Mayo and Butter and then smooth it on one side of each slice of bread.
- Place 4 slices of bread Mayo Butter Love side down on your skillet.
- For each sandwich, add a slice of provolone cheese, 2 slices of turkey, a sexy spoonful of cranberry sauce, another slice of provolone cheese, and finally top with another slice of bread, mayo-butter side up.
- Toast the bread for 2 beautiful minutes. Once the bottom bread is toasted, flip and cook until the second bread is toasted and the cheese is melted.
- Cut the sandwiches however you like (diagonal, straight, or squiggly-wiggly).
- Eat it!
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Brian Gerard (Lewandowski) writes books critics call "aggressively adequate"—better than "aggressively terrible" but somehow more concerning. He once traded a MetroCard for a pitchfork on a subway platform and now uses it exclusively for dramatic pointing. He lives on a farm outside Charlottesville, Virginia with three disappointed potted plants, a judgmental pig named Trouble McFussbucket, and a wife who smiles politely at his life choices.
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His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
See my Amazon author page.
His first manuscript was composed entirely of punctuation marks and confused sketches. He's since published "Not Bukowski" (poems that don't rhyme) and "Slop and Swell from a Festering Mind" (essays so concerning that bookstores check on his wellbeing). He once spent three hours photographing a rare bird that turned out to be a plastic bag, and he's the only person banned from church bake sales for "weaponized brownies." Inheriting absurdism from Vonnegut and Adams, sprawling narratives from Irving, and weaponized failure from Moore, he writes about conflicted everymen struggling through supernatural chaos. He remains unconvinced that birds aren't surveillance drones.
More biographic lies...err...info.
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