Prologue: Otter Boy’s Cosmic Burp
A quick peek into the forthcoming Otter Boy novel.
A quick peek into the forthcoming Otter Boy novel.
Turn the lights on first!
Huh? Heh?
You can show up but I just can’t.
Choose wisely, oh wise ones.
My autobiography is shaping up to be a book I might have to read.
Are they drunk or teething?
I had a little bit of time to think, I think.
Otter. Boy is naked and needs you to cover him.
Nobody eats naked anymore these days.
Ow. Meditation hurts real bad.
Pumpernickel pickle is even more fun…if ya know what I mean.
This fatty ain’t having himself some religion.
Good god, my butt is filthy and I am not happy about it.
Met a girl who said she had a butterfly bush.
I get the sexy vertigo.
I love fast food and fast love.
Unable to attend.
Is God incontinent? Depends.
The dilemma: To exercise or exorcise?